April 15, 2005

1. We had a potluck for an outgoing coworker, and I grabbed a foil-wrapped square I thought was an Andes mint. Nope, definitely butter.

2. I think the quote goes: "Advertising is the fuel of a free and independent press, though it is a business reserved for douchebags." You might want to backstop me on that, though.

3. I'd sooner you'd dig up Hitler's corpse and have sex with it.

4. Check out my new hot e-mail address that gives me such a false sense of importance!

5. I'm going to pay bills for a while. Keeps one away from secondary task reaction time research.

6. What do you owe me? Let's say the rentals were $15, shipping is $7 and costs of fines if caught is $380,000, for a total of $380,022.

7. My heart was jumping like Patty at an ACES conference.

8. He would probably get the most votes if you had a contest to pick the biggest A-hole, but I like him anyway.

9. If your prediction comes true, I will make sure to be on my best behavior with you. As you will have proved you are, indeed, the fourth witch of Eastwick.

10. I loved how he seemed to contain so much information that he was helpless but to let it all come tumbling out, even if it was often totally irrelevant to whatever we were talking about.

11. Holly got drunk twice last week. That's like Halley's Comet showing up twice in one night.

12. AP identifies the woman as his ex-wife. The Tribune went ahead and got them re-married. It was for the children.

13. I took the high road and berate her each and every time I see her.

14. This is the best idea I've had in a while. Well, other than me having two and a half beers with lunch while I was packing for my move.

15. I, for my part, laughed heartily. And then I hung my head in shame for being a copy dork.

16. Guilt and self-loathing seem to be the common threads that hold Catholics together. (Oh, and not reading the Bible.)

17. Well, who among us hasn’t fired off a drunken e-mail? I barely remember the one that got Homeland Security so ticked off at me.

18. Do you think the tech people notice that you send hundreds more e-mails than anyone else who works here?

19. I cant stress it enough: When having a party in the back of a U-haul, who's driving is just as important as what you're drinking.

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