March 8, 2004

1. [It has] elements that make reads like Us magazine interesting ... in a you-dont-want-people-to-know-you're-interested kind of way.

2. You have to keep in mind this guy wears a WWJD bracelet.

3. So ... hopefully you are flexible. (And I'm not talking about putting your legs behind your head. ... I'm talking about your ability to accept change.)

4. I had to drive Dave M*tter's drunk ass home because I was afraid he'd fall off a curb into the gutter if I didn't.

5. I'd like to think college is about more than just drinking, but then again, I've been wrong before.

6. Man, if there ever were a candidate for a funny sentence in your inbox, this would be it. That, or if Fontaine ever sent you anything that resembled sincere sentiment or sensitivity.

7. I agree that I am vastly underappreciated and hugely underpaid. Can you find me a columnist gig at the Washington Times?

8. I love that we can talk trash about her fiancee online — and that people actually are.

9. More surprising to me than Robin Givens running over an elderly woman, Robin Givens running over an elderly woman with her SUV, Robin Givens running over an elderly woman with her SUV in Miami, Robin Givens running over an elderly woman with her SUV in Miami and nearly severing this woman's foot is: Robin Givens, 39, running over an elderly woman with her SUV in Miami and nearly severing this woman's foot.

10. There was an opening as for an ill-intended crazy person who can't design person. I'm surprised she didn't take that.

11. Unlike Our Fair President, an idiot surrounded by intellects, Quin Snyd*r seems to think his intellect would be better served in the company of absolute morons.

12. I'm on the hepatitis train.

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